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Joke of the Day
"One of America's Longest Running Gags... Trickle-down Economics"
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"""You're not the pizza guy."" Bin Laden's last words."
"I have four problems in life... ...counting, remembering and counting."
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"Why aren't there many women on death row? Ladies first."
"A termite walks into a bar... and says ""Excuse me, is the bar tender here?"""