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Joke of the Day
"All I'm saying is no one ever country westerns you like a hurricane."
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"Einstein used science to get laid; that guy is a genius... I've been using money."
"What do you call a jerk in the space program? Nasshole."
"Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !"
"I can't wait till they invent the non automatic paper towel dispenser."
"LAWYER: where were you Oct 13th? ME: alibi school LAWYER: can u prove this? ME: wait, the 13th? LAWYER: ya ME: k no I was murdering that day"
"Don't smoke Unless you're on fire, then it's natural."
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?"
"A man asks god... Man:""Why did you make women so beautiful?"" God:""So you would love her."" Man:""Then why did you make her so dumb?"" God:""So she would love you."""
"Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos."