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Joke of the Day
"what do you get when you cross copper and zinc? brass."
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"What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again"
"I was raised as an only child. My siblings took it pretty hard."
"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? The parents would love to know."
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
"There are two types of people in this world Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening? An Irishman trying to get a tan."
"dear yahoo answers, i have a life question and i would like some bad advice and a link to a blog"
"""Are you crying .?"" ""No, my eyes are sweating -_____-"" #ITTS"
"Wear jeans every day and nobody cares. Wear a shirt twice in a row and you're suddenly homeless in the eyes of everyone."