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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to post a joke I hope it dosen't get [deleted]"

"NSFW How do you know your best friend is gay? His dick tastes like shit!"

"What is the best Vitamin for friendship? B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency."

"Dear /r/jokes, I've said this before and I'll say it again... Gay jokes are NOT funny! Come on guys."

"I slept with an acrobat once. She was lousy in bed. It was like Cirque de So-So lay."

"A man died in a tragic skydiving accident. Some say he left an impact on the world."

"What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character? The Adhomineminal Snowman"

"Me: are you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"

"Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can."

"Back in my day, I used to have to walk 4 miles to the nearest store. Because I had too many DUIs."