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Joke of the Day
"Me: are you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"
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"Question about a song: Who is Phyllis Navi Daad and why are wishing her a Merry Christmas?"
"""YOU AIN'T SHIT WITHOUT ME! YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE NOTHING!"" - syrup to pancakes."
"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair. And a table.."
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Change has to come from WITHIN!"
"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"A polar bear walks into a bar Sez, ""l'll take a gin .... [ ] .... ..... and tonic."" Bartender sez, ""Why the big pause""?"
"A wife went with her husband to his doctors appointment... Doctor: I'm gonna need a urine and stool sample. Wife (to husband): Just give him your underwear honey!!!"
"A guy walks into a bar. ouch!"
"My doctor said NO drinking for 2 weeks,then we both laughed."