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Joke of the Day
"A man died in a tragic skydiving accident. Some say he left an impact on the world."
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"Why aren't PhDs real doctors? Because real doctors have cures."
"The racist chainsaw when you turn it on it will roar out ""RUNNN-niggernigger!"""
"What do cannibals put in their soup? Ramen! -------- Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching."
"What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ? Reality. I'll show myself out now..."
"I bet M. Night Shyamalan was really good the first time he had sex, then terrible every time after."
"Did you go to the cellphone's wedding? No but I heard that the reception was great."
"Why do traffic lights never go swimming? Because they spend too much time changing."
"I was fired from my job in the pasta factory. I made a fusilli errors."
"What's it called when Batman ditches church? Christian bail."