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Joke of the Day
"NSFW How do you know your best friend is gay? His dick tastes like shit!"
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"I just told my wife I am getting her a monkey for her birthday. She went bananas."
"I just had a coughing fit and think I accidently created a Nicki Minaj song featuring Ke$ha. Sorry, you guys."
"If you're heartbroken, remember: There are plenty of fish in the sea. But I'd advise giving mankind another chance first."
"mankind tried to Make Fire by banging 2 Rocks together.. All It got was Stone Cold"
"And how would you like that cooked? ""I like my steak like I like my Pokemon... Rare"""
"Hired a gardener today and gave him a list of things to do. When I got back home he'd only done tasks 1,3 & 5. Turns out he's an odd job man."
"Asked God his thoughts on assuming genders, his reply... ""Hmmm, I guess I should have made it more obvious"""
"Hand holding: You know why men hold their wife's/ girlfriend's hand in shopping malls? Because if he doesn't , she will shop."
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like.. Bananas"