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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can."
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"The punchline might tie in perfectly with the joke... or it might knot."
"*Friend is sinking in quicksand* Get help before I drown! *I start to run, stop, jog back to friend* Technically you're not drow- NATE!"
"Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor."
"What do you call a homosexuals hand when he masturbates? What do you call a homosexuals palm when he masturbates? His right-hand man....."
"I never made the Dean's List but I find it disturbing the Dean keeps a list of teenagers he likes."
"What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? Make sure to come upstairs."
"If your nose runs and your feet smell... You might be upside down. Heard from ""The Sopranos"""
"What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef"
"Why do melons have to get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe."