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Joke of the Day

"What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character? The Adhomineminal Snowman"

"Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf!"

"'Please, I need this', I whisper as I try to steal a baby goat from the petting zoo."

"A Mexican, a black guy, and an Asian are in a car. Who's driving? They better hope it's not the Asian."

"My bike is getting old. I had to retire it."

"How can you tell if the code is broken? (SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it"

"What did Joey Ramone say to the prostitute? Hi ho, lets go."

"I want attention, but not TOO much attention. Please pay medium attention to me."

"[death row] GUARD: Ok, here's your last meal. Bon appetit. CAT: *slowly pushes meal off table*"

"A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.she was shocked to see............Mukesh plumber..:)"