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Joke of the Day
"I slept with an acrobat once. She was lousy in bed. It was like Cirque de So-So lay."
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Slap a man with the same fish and the video will go viral in under 48 hours. #Truth"
"Once this cunning guy had a drum but a real problem with it A conundrum some might say."
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."
"[everyone in the STI clinic glaring at my Pokemon shirt] ""No no it means like, I want to catch all the Pokemon"""
"How do you put a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender first How do you get it out? Tortilla chips"
"So Isaac Newton sits under a coconut tree..."
"Did you hear about the lonely cow that joined a dating website? She was searching for her udder half."
"Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic."
"KFC has a new Hillary meal Its comes with two big thighs, two small breasts, and one left wing."