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Joke of the Day

"Did you know there are 260 bones in the human body? Want one more?"

"In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki (Joke above)"

"What is the definition of torque? When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet."

"There once was a plumber named Leigh Who was plumbing his girl by the sea She said, ""stop your plumbing,"" ""I hear someone coming!"" Said the plumber, still plumbing ""...it's me."""

"I heard a joke today that made me shit myself. It was just a bit of self-defecating humor."

"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep."

"Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored."

"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't Jelly my dick into you."

"A study was just published that shark attacks happen most often in water. Now I have to worry about the ones that occur elsewhere."

"A man is waiting on the bus... ""Would you mind coming down?"" The driver asked politely."