191967

Joke of the Day

"A man is waiting on the bus... ""Would you mind coming down?"" The driver asked politely."

"What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore? Because that I totally get."

"Why is North Korea so polluted? They have supreme litter."

"What do you do when you are riding on the back of a zebra, right next to a camel, and a lion won't stop chasing you? Get off the carousel, dumb ass. You're drunk."

"I've heard that imperial system has a lot of advantages. As a European, I only see fl oz."

"I dont think being Gay is a choice Becuase if it was who would want to be Gay?"

"*Boss approaches desk* ""What the fu.."" Me, wearing paper clip necklace - ""See? I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too"""

"Reports just in that the police have seized a Catholic Priest's computer. They claim that they are looking for a certain file. A .PDO file if you will."

"I went a week without makeup and here's what happened: Nothing. No one gave a shit."

"President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to ""learn what it means to work."" May I suggest the same for members of Congress?"