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Joke of the Day
"I heard a joke today that made me shit myself. It was just a bit of self-defecating humor."
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"Whats yellow and survives on dead beetles Yoko Ono"
"If women had to cum to make a baby , I'd never wear a condom! That on original . Your welcome"
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Threesome? No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I would go to dinner with my parents."
"Women find me ugly till I tell them I make millions of dollars... What I don't mention is that I am talking about Zimbabwe dollars!"
"What is Santa's favourite metal band? Sleigh-er"
"What did the county Sheriff say about the black man who was shot 15 times? ""Worst case of suicide I've ever seen"""
"Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny? Because they Neverland"
"""So what do you do?"" I'm a wordsmith ""A what?"" A writer. I deal with words. How about you? ""Oh I'm a uh... weedsmith"""