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Joke of the Day

"A study was just published that shark attacks happen most often in water. Now I have to worry about the ones that occur elsewhere."

"How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?"

"How do you hit 20 flies in one shot? Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan."

"Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"

"If a tree farm is planted next to a cornfield ... and over time grows to steal sunlight from the cornfield, would that be farmed robbery?"

"What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !"

"I met a one-legged waitress at IHOP... Her name was Ilene."

"did you hear about the miners' new album? i really dig it"

"If ANY of my posts have made even one person's day better,, then there's something seriously wrong with that person"

"I wish there was some way to get rid of the stupid apple in this caramel apple."