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Joke of the Day

"My boss asked me for a brief word. I said ""underpants?"" and we laughed and laughed and I'm clearing out my desk."

"You're all a bunch of racist motherfuckers.. The correct term is African-American Friday."

"bad feelings when others left home they are thinking: did i closed the window... did i closed the fridge...? when i left home: did i delete my history?"

"Euphemism? I 'ardly know 'im!"

"I'm so out of it I just asked my dog to hand me something. To be fair, he gave me the same blank stare my kids would have."

"Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight."

"The funniest joke in the world Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"Japanese Joke Why gay men don't masturbate? No interest in women. Better in Japanese"

"What is the only group of cops who get in trouble when a black guy gets killed? secret service"

"What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand? They think long and hard before they touch weiner."