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Joke of the Day
"What is the only group of cops who get in trouble when a black guy gets killed? secret service"
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"I bet... ... you clicked here."
"First they came for the verbs... First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs."
"""My eyes are down there!"" - Large-breasted blind woman pointing to her service dog."
"What's worse than finding a baby in a trashcan? Finding a baby in two trashcans."
"what did the fish say to the jelous fish? ur jellyfish"
"Definitely not an hypochondriac I'm not an hypochondriac but I fear I'll become one."
"Tried to prank my Tibetan Buddhist friend. I tried to prank my Buddhist friend from Tibet, I told him the Dalai Lama had died. He was skeptical and said ill bereave it when I see it."
"What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !"
"Why are black people so tall? Because their Knee Grows! (Told to me buy a black friend so dont be calling me a racist)"