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Joke of the Day

"The funniest joke in the world Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

"How does a blonde high-five? She smacks herself in the forehead. "

"What was your grandfather's favorite joke?"

"Did anyone else see that episode of Scooby Doo where they unmask the villain only to find out it was someone else all along?"

"If quizes are quizical, what are tests? Testical!"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? You'd think it was some really obscure number, but it's just one, ironically."

"Next year I'll give up spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights... It's going to be Excel Lent"

"The other day, after much trial and error, I successfully became completely weightless... I was like, 0mg!"

"hAD SO MYCH COFFEE WHO wantS TO HELP ME STOP KONY LETS GO LETS STEAL A CAR BRO CMON"

"What's a cats favorite Mexican dish? A purr-rito"