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Joke of the Day
"Euphemism? I 'ardly know 'im!"
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"Where do sperm go to die when you jack off? The sementary."
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"I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.... But I don't know Y"
"""You're so cold, I wished you would just disappear!"" His temperature then dropped to 0 Kelvin and he disappeared"
"Twister 2: Climate change makes tornadoes evolve. They work together. We can't beat them. We team up instead The twisters destroy ISIS."
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