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Joke of the Day
"Japanese Joke Why gay men don't masturbate? No interest in women. Better in Japanese"
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"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"
"Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween? She identified as pump-kin."
"I've always heard that ignorance is bliss. My question: Exactly, how ignorant do I have to be before I find bliss?"
"What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal? The Bad Habit."
"Star Wars meat joke As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: ""For those of you finding the Wookiee steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."""
"(original) I just got my flu shot and tried to draw something, but it still looks shitty. I thought it was supposed to make me artistic?"
"Did you hear that the World Hokey Pokey Champion has died? At the undertakers, they were putting him into the coffin. They got his left leg in. That's when the trouble started..."
"People are always asking me for advice. I finally have some to give: Make every light switch a dimmer switch."
"""Doc,"" I said, ""every time I fart the room fills with smoke and stinks of petrol. What's the matter with me?"" ""That's easy,"" he said. ""You're exhausted."""