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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of ennui? Off-ui. from *Gilmore Girls*."
Next Joke
"Just went to an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."
"I secretly bought some new trousers without telling my girlfriend Do you think chinos?"
"What do you call a lesbian platypus? A lickalotapus"
"Sex (nsfw) What is the difference between regular sex and anal sex? Regular sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your whole week.. (hole weak)"
"I went to see a theatrical performance on the history of language Turns out it was just a play on words."
"It's been a brutal heatwave with no respite, but things will finally cool off tomorrow and rain. I can't wait to complain about that."
"What do you call rude fungi? Shiit-talking mushrooms"
"Mickey Mouse hangs himself... He doesn't die though, it's just a case of suspended animation."
"What is Reddits favorite country? Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)"