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Joke of the Day
"What do you call rude fungi? Shiit-talking mushrooms"
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"What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive? THESE are the brakes!"
"The Job Interview: HR: So you are bilingual? Me: Si HR: In your native tongue please. Me: Ooga Booga"
"Just got back from a progressive orgy.. it was an LGBLT"
"How do the Kardashians change a broken light bulb They buy a new house"
"My 2015 new years resolution 1920x1080"
"What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch? Namaste."
"5yo: if superman & batman had a big fight, superman could throw him into space where he'd suffocate'. I'm raising a problem solver you guys."
"""I JUST WANT TO PUT A BABY IN YOU!"" -me, trying to put a crib together"
"I just had an AMAZING salad at McDonalds. The toppings I chose were 4 big macs & 10 chicken mc nuggets with 9 sweet & sour packs as dressing"