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Joke of the Day
"I secretly bought some new trousers without telling my girlfriend Do you think chinos?"
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"Do you know how to tell your ass from a hole in the ground? Stick your finger in and try to walk away."
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"Sometimes when I say ""I'm OK"", what I really want is for someone to give me a hug, say ""You're not OK"" and hand me $10,000."
"(Pickup line) Are you a test-tube baby? Because you're perfect."
"Donald Trump ... ill see myself out"
"The unused coloring book. Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book? Her arms are amputated."
"Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. You ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? *Then it's working*."
"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition... ...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective."