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Joke of the Day
"Mickey Mouse hangs himself... He doesn't die though, it's just a case of suspended animation."
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"What do Mexican people use to keep warm? Faheaters."
"""All black people are Aiwa, and all jews are Technics."" ""Those are just stereo types."""
"Al Gore started his own band! They call themselves The Algorythms"
"Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this Republicans are in full agreement."
"""Who let the dogs out?!"" - Pavlov getting angry"
"What if balloons take over and start twisting us into animal shapes?"
"We should hold a reddit-wide vote on whether or not to bring back the upvote/downvote counter. But how will we count the votes?"
"I used to date a midget... I was nuts over her"
"A friend of mine wanted me to recommend a TV series that 'ends with a bang.' I told him he might like Cowboy Bebop."