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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian platypus? A lickalotapus"
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"This restaurant is so fancy they made my husband wear a jacket over his mesh half-shirt."
"First Rule of Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club."
"so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall."
"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 to come on your face. I'll see myself out now"
"What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs? An arms race."
"How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!"
"You know Santa came when.. There's more milk in the glass than when you left it."
"My 5 year old hasn't said a word in the car after I convinced him that the volume control on our stereo ejects his car seat."
"Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary? Because he wanted to get more definition."