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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian platypus? A lickalotapus"
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"My grandfather died in a concentration camp... He got really drunk and fell off the guard tower."
"Apparently I have a few ""tells"" when I'm angry. But I light things on fire when I'm happy too so don't pretend you know me."
"Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No thanks. I know how many pockets I have."
"I am not afraid to stand up to my wife when she is not looking."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... and he'll be fined for fishing without a license."
"How often does jet fuel melt steel beams? 9/11"
"Your neck. There's an axe for that."
"What if that guy just found a mountain that looked like those presidents and then told everyone he carved it?"
"""So what do you do?"" I'm a wordsmith ""A what?"" A writer. I deal with words. How about you? ""Oh I'm a uh... weedsmith"""