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Joke of the Day

"I went to see a theatrical performance on the history of language Turns out it was just a play on words."

"Blue Guy lives in the blue house, red guy lives in the red house, purple guy lives in the purple house, orange guy... Lives in the White House."

"Did you hear about the new Die Hard where Willis Infiltrates a Corrupt Nunnery? ""*Bad Habits Die Hard.*"""

"The Proclaimers walked 500 miles without a Fitbit?"

"What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family."

"I asked Rick Astley for a movie... I asked him to borrow some movies. He said ""sure what movies do you want?"" I asked him for the movie 'Up'. He started singing. ""Never gonna give you Up!"""

"This Christmas buy your Hoes something nice. cause its the thot that counts"

"My wife asked me ""What's on the TV?"" - I said ""Dust!"""

"A pirate crew is fleeing from a whaling ship One pirate swabbie asks, ""This be the whaling ship driven by the wench with two vaginas?"" The pirate says, ""Aye, we best be wary of har poons."""

"3 guys go into a bar 3 Guys walking into a bar. A Mexican, a black guy, and and a jew. The bartender looks up and says, ""get the fuck out"""