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Joke of the Day
"Goose bumps are God's way of letting you know a devil ginger baby was just born."
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"How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany? Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss."
"Are you a haunted house? Because every time I come inside you I shit myself."
"What is a Mexicans closing sales pitch? Kay-so-deal-a?"
"What does a baby computer call its father? Data."
"Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes."
"Im absolutely exhausted, would you believe I have spent all week road testing penny farthings..... My feet haven't touched the ground."
"Why the letter ""G"" is scary????? In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST."
"Pokemon Go is just like Grindr... but for kids. And you try and catch Pokemon instead of catching AIDS."
"English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke Knock-knock Who's there? To To who? *To whom*"