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Joke of the Day

"Goose bumps are God's way of letting you know a devil ginger baby was just born."

"Damn my forehead is big! My Mom used to call it a fivehead."

"I tried to tell the doctor I was constipated... She said I was full of shit"

"Everybody thinks I am a psychopath... but I don't care what they think."

"Archaeologists discover the remains of a slave-worker under famous statue in Giza Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation"

"What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice."

"If I could have any superpower It would be Cold War Russia"

"They don't make forks like they used to. Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines."

"Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.. A fake name and a fake number."

"A guy is talking with his friend Edward... ...and asks him: -What do dead and black people have in common? -Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed."