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Joke of the Day

"If I could have any superpower It would be Cold War Russia"

"Did you hear about the Mayweather X Pacquiao fight? The bout was declared a bore."

"Yesterday it was so hot that my gun started overheating. It was sweating bullets."

"""Wanna hear a joke about being shot by the police?"" ""No thanks, I get depressed by black humour."" Maybe I should cross-post this to /r/ImGoingToHellForThis"

"My girlfriend is such a procrastinator She never finishes"

"Fallout 4 doesn't come out in Japan until Dec. 17th Which is fair because they got the original fallout 70 years before us"

"No Grandma, an iPad is not a new brand of Maxi Pads"

"Have you guys heard the story about the butter? You know what, never mind. I don't want to spread it around."

"How do you find will smith in a snow storm?? Just look for the fresh prints. BOOOM!"

"Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like BBs, rub one ball & everything moves."