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Joke of the Day
"Damn my forehead is big! My Mom used to call it a fivehead."
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"A photon walks into a hotel. The desk clerk says, ""Welcome to our hotel. You look down."" The photon says, ""You can see that, yes."""
"/r/shitredditsays"
"I need to get something off my chest... It's called breast cancer. I'm so sorry."
"How do you call a black man in space? Nasa first called it Albert"
"My dad says he hates surprises... So I wrapped all his Christmas presents in cellophane."
"There are two ways to keep a marriage happy and without quarrel But nobody knows them"
"A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs. The female cashier says: ""You must be single."" The man answers: ""Wow, how did you know?"" Cashier: ""Because you're ugly."""
"Being a software engineer is pretty cool because I can just stare at my screen/zone out & if anybody questions me I say I'm optimizing code"
"You know what they say, ""liquor before beer, you still have a problem but cute rhymes make it less clear."""