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Joke of the Day
"Everybody thinks I am a psychopath... but I don't care what they think."
Next Joke
"Babe, some guy told me today that if I have sex with him... ... he'll give me these earrings. What a jerk!"
"""Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $57!"" -Every attorney apparently"
"What do Mexicans play at their funerals? Another Juan Bites The Dust"
"When I left for work this morning, the dog begged me to stay and the cat handed me my keys."
"What does a Jewish pedophile say? Come buy some candy kids!"
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers! Not mine. Told to me by my late grandfather, funniest pastor ever. :)"
"How do you know when you're too drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener"
"People tell you to make yourself at home but then look confused when you drink their liquor and take a nap in the kitchen"
"""Ten years ago, we had no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash!"" --cemeteries"