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Joke of the Day

"A guy is talking with his friend Edward... ...and asks him: -What do dead and black people have in common? -Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed."

"What does Captain Falcon say when he goes to Starbucks? ""Show me your brews!"""

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Black and full of semen."

"TIL Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 per cent TL;DR It was wedding cake"

"It took me 4 attempts to type ""my dignity"". Autocorrect kept changing it to ""HAHAHAHAHAHA"""

"Did you ever think that one day you would be this addicted to reading and writing?"

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival."

"Why couldn't Donald Trump be a successful song writer? Because every good song has a bridge, not a wall."

"They say ""once you go black, you never go back,"" but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*"

"Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate."