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Joke of the Day
"Why did the pedophile cross the road? He found out he was actually 991 feet from the playground."
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"My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar. I told him I'm use to fingering minors."
"The Holacust isn't funny my grandfather died in one of those camps he fell off his guard tower"
"*hears a sound* haha lol wat if its a ghost *5 hours later* wwhat if it was a ghost"
"Your mother ...is so big that when she was born the doctor broke a bottle of champagne over her head."
"Why didn't they just call ""Ant-Man"" Uncle? Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show."
"What do you call a nation of programmers? A developing country"
"What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man? The homeless man has $7 to his name."
"The Panther's defense is so impenetrable... That Trump wants Mexico to pay their salary"
"What would ISIS be if George Bush was still president? WASWAS"