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Joke of the Day

"Why did the pedophile cross the road? He found out he was actually 991 feet from the playground."

"Ladies, please keep it down a bit, a large group of white men are in Washington trying to sort out your birth control."

"Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand not his ass or he'd have shot out web every time he farted."

"An asian with an STD he can't cure is herpress."

"What do you call a fake thong (flipflop)? A scandal!"

"My archaeologist friend has invited me to a party to celebrate finding an ancient man's leg. It should be quite a shin-dig."

"What do you call a fish that operates on brains? A brain sturgeon."

"As a grown woman with no children or morals to slow me down, I will have a definite advantage during tomorrow's family Easter egg hunts."

"How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it."

"A black man, an Asian and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender tells them to get out."