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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.. A fake name and a fake number."
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"A wife is like a hand grenade... remove the ring and your house is gone!"
"One wrong choice in a Nancy Drew Choose Your Own Aventure book and you're wearing a human intestine as a scarf in post-apocalyptic Boise."
"*Meninist meeting* WOMEN ARE EVIL- *phone rings* Uhh just a second... *picks up phone* Mom not while I'm doing my club! Yes, pizza tonight."
"what does shrek say when he falls off a boat?? if you think the answer is ""ive gone ogreboard!!"" you are sick and twisted & need help"
"What's the worst part about viewing porn on a windows computer? The sticky keys."
"What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other? Irene"
"I'm about to pound some meat. Sadly this is not a euphemism. Again. *sigh*"
"Ever notice that after you and some friends order a pizza the only conversation you have is ""where the hell is the pizza?"""
"How do you blind an Asian woman? Put a windshield in front of her."