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Joke of the Day

"My sex life is like Santa Claus. -Why? Doesn't it exists? -No, it exist, because of naive 6 yo kids.."

"Did you hear about that terrorist attacks in Moscow? There's Ruble everywhere."

"Why do Taiwanese students always do so well on their standardized tests? They've got a Taipei personality"

"To live 98 years and have NO enemies"

"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Swim!"

"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"

"What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin? A Tourist!"

"[NSFW] I like my men like I like my coffee liquified in my favorite mug"

"What do you call a transvestite in Spanish? HERmano"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh? Ten tickles."