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Joke of the Day

"What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Swim!"

"At the Karma Cafe, there is no menu you get what you deserve"

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it"

"If we were in a fight, I'd mop the floor with you... Except I don't do housework."

"My friend told me how electricity is measured and I was like Watt"

"My wife accused me of being immature... ...so I told her to get out of my fort."

"So I'm in line at the ATM. And the old woman in front of me asked me to help her check her balance.. So I pushed her over"

"Your momma's so fat. When she was born, the universe expanded."

"What's the difference between jelly & jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat"

"Why isn't ""cheating"" a relationship status on Facebook?"