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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh? Ten tickles."
Next Joke
"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"
"What do you call an empty field? The french army at the beginning of a war!"
"We saw a sign yesterday that said... No wonder your muffler is tired. It's EXHAUSTED !!!"
"*still doesn't understand when or why asterisks started indicating action*"
"Fat girls are like mopeds. They're fun to ride until your friends find out."
"A woman was robbed... ...but upon coming home she discovered that nothing was stolen apart from her lightbulbs. She was delighted"
"I posted ""I did it!!!"" to Facebook and got a ton of congratulations but nobody realized I was confessing."
"the only thing getting in the way of my diet is food"
"If a duckling is a baby duck, I don't want to eat dumplings."