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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh? Ten tickles."
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"My wife's star-sign was Cancer, so I guess you could say it was ironic how she died. Mauled to death by a giant crab."
"I bumped in to the back of a car on the way to work A dwarf got out, absolutely fuming and exclaimed 'I'm not happy!' To which I replied, 'Which one are you then?'"
"I took a really sloppy poo today... My ass was wiped more times than Ian Watkins' search history"
"Your momma is so ugly that Scorpion says ""Get away from me"""
"A man walks into a bar Ouch!"
"Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
"When is a woman too fat to fuck? When you pull her panties to her knees and there's still pussy in them."
"What's the hardest part about dumping a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it."
"Before I had kids I never really reflected on life's little mysteries. For example, why is my toothbrush under the couch?"