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Joke of the Day
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!"
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"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $1.50, while deer nuts are under a buck."
"[looks up at arresting officer] are you mad at me"
"I crossed the road, walked into a bar and changed a light bulb Then I realized my life is a joke..."
"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!!"
"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1"
"Half-life 3 has finally been announced at E3!! :("
"How do you get a lot of people to check out your post? Mark it NSFW"
"Blonde joke Two blondes walk into a bar, the third one ducked."
"Russian jokes time"