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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin? A Tourist!"
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"How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!"
"A prospective army man walks into a recruitment office without pants. ""Is there a draft in here?"""
"We should head on over to that schizophrenic party. It sounds like a lot of people are there."
"Why can't you hear the bass on Metallica's And Justice For All album? Because they threw the bass player under the bus."
"me: if ur soulmate dies before u meet them do u get like a backup soulmate professor: i meant questions about the midterm"
"Some people are complaining about the Trump Presidency... But it's oKKK with me!"
"What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth? The Alpacalisp."
"I was in a band that played nothing but pirate shanty covers of Sex Pistols songs... We call ourselves ""The Fuck Muskets"""
"What's really good in having sex with 26 years old girls? there are 20 of them!"