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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about that terrorist attacks in Moscow? There's Ruble everywhere."
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"A farmer asked me for help with his chickens He said ""I have 87 chickens, can you help me round them up?"" I said ""Sure... 90."""
"What's the best part of having kids? Making them."
"While falling down an enclosed space that leads to the laundry room, two heterosexual cats hugged eachother in love embracing themselves before their death. It was CHUTE!"
"An autistic and a vegan walk into a bar You only know because they mention it every other sentence"
"Wyclef Jean has been hospitalized for fatigue and I know how he feels. I've been tired of his ass for years."
"I've got an inferiority complex. But frankly, it's not a very good one."
"Why is Russia the gassiest country? Because their leader is Putin."
"Why do Jewish women like circumsized penis' Because they're all 20% off"
"I own the tallest horse in town. When I sit on it, I understand what it's like to be a vegan."