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Joke of the Day

"Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin? Because she was his relative"

"Just watched a girl choke on her food and this can only mean one thing, she forgot to take a picture of it first and post it on her FB wall."

"PRANK TIME: tie your friend's shoelaces together and when he tries to walk throw a wolf at him"

"Did you guys hear Adele might have cancer? It's not confirmed, but tumor has it"

"What do you call a bullying competition? A jerk-off"

"I use Facebook mostly to keep in touch (without leaving the house) with people whom I do not wish the share my cell number with..."

"This fall on Fox: X-Files Babies. Baby Skully and Baby Mulder meet at a petting zoo when they both get knocked over by the same goat."

"Pickling cucumbers isn't easy. I hear its cumbersome."

"What's the difference between a fridge and a gay man? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."