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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a transvestite in Spanish? HERmano"
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"""Why did Sally fall off the swings?"" ""Because she has no arms."" ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Not Sally. Because she has no arms. """
"Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq"
"JUDGE: I may send u to jail. But if u act less condescending, I'll let u go free ME [waving goodbye to my family] u mean condescendingLY"
"DATING TIP: You never want to seem too easy! So set up a date and never show up."
"Results are in: a lot of people took the ""never change"" yearbook inscription way too seriously."
"A Chicken and an Egg are laying in bed together. The chicken takes an unsatisfied drag on her cigarette and says ""Well. I guess we answered that question."""
"Man walks into a bar... Ouch that hurt. Man walks under a bar... LIMBO CHAMPION!"
"My friend told me the other day that every time he buys his girlfriend shoes he gets a blow job. Turns out he's head over heels."
"What do you call someone who just had sex with a necrophiliac? Sliad."