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Joke of the Day

"One way to know if someone is lying to you is if their facial mole is in a different place every time you see them"

"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny!"

"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? They push two twins together to make a king."

"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!"

"No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it."

"Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive? Inflation."

"Helicopter flying above my apartment. I wanna go out in my hoodie and start running like a thief."

"I used to get sad when the leaves fell from the trees... But then they always grew back, so that was a releaf."

"Corny Japanese Cartoons Ani-maize ...I'll leave now."

"What's the worst part about being gay? You cant think straight."