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Joke of the Day

"Guess What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves? Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now?"

"Have you ever had sex in a tent? I have not, but I hear its fucking intense."

"Gift horse ""My gums are bleeding."" Dentist ""Well this is a professional dilemma..."""

"What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen? Snowballs"

"BILL COSBY Rapped me in the arse with a pudding pop!"

"Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store? For the Watch."

"Just hit a racist with my car. Probably a racist. I feel like he was. Statistically, very likely. Oh so you think there's no racism problem?"

"Ronda Rousey lost a fight last night."

"Why did the president start the bar fight? So he could pass the bill."

"Just misread a headline 'Trump wins big' as 'Trump bins wig'. I thought: 'about time too'."