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Joke of the Day

"I used to get sad when the leaves fell from the trees... But then they always grew back, so that was a releaf."

"So my girlfriend asked me the other day ""Don't you know where the G Spot is?"" And I said yeah of course I know where the G spot is. It is between the F Spot and the H spot."

"I discovered recently that I can cut wood just by looking at it It's true I saw it with my eyes"

"What do you get hanging from Father Christmas' roof? Tired arms!"

"What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe? I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard."

"40% of women in the world are battered... And I've been eating mine plain this whole time."

"What's long and hard, except for Asians? Math class. Credit to troller_awesomeness"

"I tried convincing my melon-loving girlfriend to run away with me. But she told me she Cantaloupe."

"What happened after Hitler dyed his hair blonde? He became a Super Aryian."

"My Girlfriend used to go down on me all the time... ...so I fixed the puncture"