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Joke of the Day

"Corny Japanese Cartoons Ani-maize ...I'll leave now."

"ME: judging by this blood stain the murderer appears to have been a turkey ACTUAL POLICE OFFICER: That's a hand print"

"My Asian girlfriend says that a small dick is no problem, although I'd prefer if she didn't had one."

"Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?"

"I send flowers ""From Steve"" to my neighbors wife every Friday night, then watch them fight from my living room window while eating popcorn"

"Click bait I told you it was click bait"

"Worst Geometry Joke I Know When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides? When it is intercepted by a plane."

"My wife thinks I'm stupid for using Twitter so much. But I think she's stupid for marrying me, so I think we all know who won this argument."

"Today I saw a bird shit on somebody for no apparent reason at all. Then I thought of you."

"Hi, I'm Zack. You might remember me from HR meetings such as, ""We Don't Even Need to Watch the Security Tape to Know It Was You"""