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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny!"
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"A Man Walks Into a Bar... Its sad how is alcohol dependency is destroying his family"
"How many Nazis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?? One. He makes three Polacks do it at gunpoint."
"How Many Friendzoned Guys Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"Having a British girlfriend is tough They always leave you."
"Where do you see yourself in 5 years? I don't know. I don't have 2020 Vision."
"Why did the Koala Bear get a job? He was Koalified"
"""Let's see how many people we can trick into thinking we're quarters today!"" - nickels"
"Whats the most slippery country? Greece."
"What Saudi funded event ended in a massive collapse on 9/11? Hillary Clinton's campaign."