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Joke of the Day

"Why do the Lannisters have such big beds? They push two twins together to make a king."

"Earth? yeah, I'd hit that -meteor"

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? My damn foot's stuck in door! Open up!"

"So a police officer is called out to the scene where a Mercedes is wrapped around a tree, He said ""Well, I guess that's the way the Mercedes Benz"""

"Need special medicine for our son's kidneys but we can't afford it because we bought printer ink last week :("

"Where does Dracula live? Monte Cristo"

"What's the best way to lose some pounds? Leave the EU."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasaurass."

"Did You Hear About the Man Who Went to The North Pole? He isn't doing so hot."

"Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in them."