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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about being gay? You cant think straight."
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"What is the difference between Trump supporters and everyone else? Trump supporters vote"
"You know it's cold outside when... You buy a foot long at Subway and by the time you get it to you car it's a six inch"
"My 4 year old nephew's favourite joke. Knock knock! who's there? Europe. Europe who? No, You're a poo! Followed by devious laughter."
"Why do people put orange clothes on their kids at pumpkin patches? I almost picked a fat one up until it screamed."
"I hate taking my paraplegic dog out for walks. It's a real drag."
"What is Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun."
"Are you in search of a P-Pun? Urine in luck!"
"Just ate so much burrito that halfway through, I couldn't remember a time when I wasn't eating a burrito"
"I hate it when I mentally undress a woman and my OCD kicks in and I start folding her clothes."