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Joke of the Day
"No, your baby was definitely crying before I dropped it, that's why I dropped it."
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"Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria!"
"Vegetarians live up to nine years longer. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years."
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"I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations Only on the holidays."
"What's heavier 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? The feathers. because you have the weight of the feathers and you have to carry around the weight of what you did to those poor birds."
"How do Russians drive to Alaska? By bearing straight"
"An idea came to the mind, and now she's searching for the brain."
"I like my women as I like my classical regression model estimators: consistent, efficient, and fucking unbiased."
"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it."