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Joke of the Day

"WARNING: If someone sends a link to download the new Nickelback single, DON'T CLICK ON IT! It's a link to download the new Nickelback single"

"I am waiting for the day we have a national scandal involving a gate"

"Dentists' offices only come in two layouts: ""open-floor concept Smarthome with a medical twist!"" or ""design attained perfection in 1964"""

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... ... Then it hit me!"

"A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers) Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? . . . Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!"

"Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues? Because he had a stinking cold!"

"Wife wants to relax today! Wife: Today, I want to relax, so I have brought three movie tickets. Husband: why three tickets? Wife: you and your parents. "

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To have sex with your mom."

"When I was having an affair with twins, people used to ask how I told them apart. Well, Sue had brown eyes and Steve had a moustache."

"A priest, a rabbi, and a pastor walked into a bar. And the bartender said, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""