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Joke of the Day

"A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers) Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? . . . Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!"

"I tried uploading my sex tape to PornHub. They told me to try Vine."

"Where do police put their drinks? Copholders"

"What's got two legs and bleed a lot? half-a-dog!"

"Why does the farmer hate his mule? Because when it works, it is always half-ass."

"A hole has been found in the outer wall of a nudist camp. Foul play suspected... Investigators are looking into it."

"What was the Scientologist's favorite movie? The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Why, you ask? ... It was a cult classic!"

"Why did the angry ant fall off the toilet seat? Because it was pissed off."

"What do you call a nun on a wheelchair Virgin mobile"

"I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!"